Yeastie Boys Bagels

1/2 LB CREAM CHEESE

Diss Track

YEASTIE BOYS CUSTOM PIT-SMOKED PASTRAMI, FOLDED SCRAMBLED EGG, MELTED AMERICAN CHEESE, SCHMUTZ SAUCE (house-made garlic aioli) ON AN EGG EVERYTHING BAGEL

The Birdman

SMOKED TURKEY, BACON, HOUSE-MADE SCALLION SCHMEAR, TOMATO, SPROUTS ON A HAND-ROLLED EVERYTHING BAGEL

Lox Deluxe

SMOKED SALMON, HOUSE-MADE SCALLION SCHMEAR, TOMATO, RED ONION, CAPERS ON A HAND-ROLLED SESAME BAGEL

The Reubenstein

YEASTIE BOYS CUSTOM PIT-SMOKED PASTRAMI, MELTED SWISS, KRAUT, RUSSIAN DRESSING ON A HAND-ROLLED EVERYTHING BAGEL

Game Over

SCRAMBLED EGG, BACON, TOMATO, HOUSE-MADE CHEDDAR JALAPENO SCHMEAR ON A HAND-ROLLED CHEDDAR BAGEL

1 DOZ BAGELS

Cheddy Wap

Fried egg, bacon, melted sharp cheddar on a hand rolled plain bagel

Side of Lox

Proper lox. Silky, cold smoked salmon sliced thin. Clean, rich, and cured right, no shortcuts.

Side of Fried Egg

Classic fried egg with lightly crisped edges. Exactly what you expect.

Side of Turkey Sausage

Turkey sausage, smashed thin on the grill for extra browning and flavor. Lightly seasoned and juicy,

1 LB CREAM CHEESE

Oat Milk Vanilla Latte

PB&J

Peanut Butter & Jam on a Blueberry Bagel

The Mishka

VEGAN ROASTED BELL PEPPER SPREAD, TOMATO, RED ONION, SPROUTS ON A HAND-ROLLED EVERYTHING BAGEL

Bagel & Schmear

YOUR CHOICE OF HAND-ROLLED BAGEL & HOUSE-MADE SCHMEAR

Side of Bacon

Crispy, well rendered bacon cooked until it actually tastes like bacon

Mini Bagels & Schmear

MIX/MATCH ANY FLAVORS OF CREAM CHEESE ON 2 MINI HAND-ROLLED PLAIN BAGELS

B.Y.O. Bagel

Oatmilk Chai by Badmaash

Side of Cheddar Jalapeno Schmear

Cream cheese blended with sharp cheddar and jalapeño. Riiiiich, a little spicy, and very hard to stop eating.

Side of Scrambled Egg

Soft scrambled eggs. Not dry, not "fluffy for no reason."

1/2 DOZ BAGELS

Side of Deli Turkey

Sliced deli turkey, folded loose and tender. Clean flavor, no weird aftertaste

Side of Schmutz Sauce

Our house aioli. Rich, savory, and good on basically everything. If you don’t know what to order, order this.

Side of Pastrami

Hand cut pastrami with a peppery crust and deep, smoky flavor. Juicy, savory, and sliced the way it’s supposed to be.

Side of Russian Dressing

Creamy, tangy Russian dressing with just enough texture to remind you it’s made properly

Side of Strawberry Schmear

Cream cheese with real strawberry mixed in. Lightly sweet, subtle fruit. Not a dessert poser.

Side of Plain Schmear

Classic cream cheese, classic us.

Side of Vegan Scallion Schmear

Our vegan plain schmear mixed with fresh scallions. Savory, balanced, and holds its own.

Cold Brew

Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice

Hashbrown

Side of Roasted Bell Pepper Spread

Creamy hummus blended with roasted red peppers for a little sweetness and depth.

Side of Scallion Schmear

Our plain schmear mixed with fresh scallions for a clean onion bite. A staple for a reason.

Side of Vegan Plain Schmear

Vegan schmear with a smooth, clean finish. Dairy-free, very spreadable, very satisfying.

Fresh Squeezed Strawberry Lemonade

Liquid Death Water

Martinelli’s Apple Juice

Mexican Coke